On the weekend of February 18/19, while tending to some yard work, I noticed something buried in a stone retaining wall. It looked odd, not like the other stones stacked to form the wall. When I took it out, it fell in two, so perfectly that it must have been previously cut. Regardless, it looked like wood... old rotten wood, but was as hard as a rock, literally. I knew what I thought it was, but I waited for my...